Ms. Patty feeds me in such an unappealing way, she uses a programmable food dispenser. So only a certain amount of food comes out for me at each feeding. Certainly not enough, hmmm.
But EUREKA! I have figured out how to sneak food out of the dispenser without Ms. Patty knowing. Well, now she knows but for days I had it going on! Meoooooow!
She was in the living room with Mr. K this morning, they were quietly chatting. My breakfast had been served automagically and then I made my move ever so stealthily. I stuck my paw up into the chute where the food comes down and ta da!!, I had seconds in my bowl!
But then I heard "That little cheater!!" And I knew the fun and games were over.
Ms. Patty came over and noticed the level of food left in the dispenser itself and exclaimed, "This shouldn't be this low, I was figuring refilling this next week, now we'll have to refill it probably this weekend. She's been cheating a lot! Stella!"
Gulp. (And not a food gulp, rather, an "uh oh" gulp.)
Then you know what she did?? Two things that were just utterly shocking.
- She weighed me and said I had gained weight (have not, that's just my winter coat!).
- Horror of horrors - she put the food dispenser in the CLOSET!
Oh dear, can some please give me advice on how to get my food dispenser back? I would be forever in your debt. Purrrrrrr....
Stella